Sunday, December 6, 2009

How Can I Bring Up My Baby's Phlegm

Faccia d'ananas

The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Er Cream, youth and abandoned race track, emerges from a history of popular cinema and television host for the role of the comic next door. While the recruitment of a topos of the everyday aimed at creating a profitable gap between the world of entertainment and its consumers, on the other, in a nuclear-free society family, a gesture of good-neighborly too like the one told by the very spot now belongs to an exceptional interpersonal, to a desire cohesion that is necessary to embalm in the proposed commercial film that is essential to add furnishings psychological listeners disinclined to the consumption of a foodstuff without any connotation of empathy. To defend the poor little hungry and forced to a dessert of luck, a blond angel of the hearth fitted with golden curls. Driven away from the historic telecast, Antonella Clerici, positive advocate of the disastrous battle on the western complex thin women, no more waiting if no cores and stuff to the sounds of detailed geographic meta pitted with quiet ferocity of trade, changes in the space of a second from a mother to effective telecasalinga extra -contextual. Who among us does not happen to have to re-establish family relationships in the very tiring day of Christmas, and what can allude the tiny dish of welcome on steroids if not for the processing of their loved ones to strangers, because of overwhelming need to work, weakening of the institution itself to being changed and more content procreative impulses? The table continues despite everything and to clip the wings of a drive to the pleasure and the food per se, even inside the jar lies a medicinal properties. Refined to the limits of hypocrisy, a very human burp burst in the frame of an effective television scandalous sign reading key visceral useful to those who need a humiliating Pedagogy of the orifices. Frustration of a drive youth to change that foreshadows necessary collateral damage, the dessert good for the digestion of the elderly and dysfunctional inform potential buyers is a real plus of the product, the senility of the population as a whole. Antonella sfodererà a cordless tuned with the nearest police station, where alla porta si presenti non uno strafamoso attore comico, ma una vera compagine di svantaggiati. Clandestini costaricani giunti all'uscio dell'abitazione-polis per reclamare il vero prezzo di quei deliziosi frutti giunti alla tavola del consumatore ottuagenario grazie ai motori diesel di massicci aerei da trasporto che fanno la spola lungo la geodetica. Non basterà ricacciare indietro diseredati e càrpi, tornando a masticare carruba per concludere il proprio pasto con la sensazione di dolce. Uno schieramento di armati lungo il confine sparerà raffiche di mitra e lancerà fumogeni all'indirizzo di ananas giganti ormai concreto incubo dell'invasione barbarica, e antonellina, algida combattente impiegata alla cucina da campo, alla vista di un Montesano trasfugo enemy soldier not flaunted the exotic fruit, but a fragmentation grenade, similar to that in the conformation of the surface, but much less suitable for food.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Belated Anniversary Wishes To Both Of U..

Discoteca permanente

The years pass, the Christmases are repeated and if we omit the calculation of the minor differences due to the rotation of the Earth, according to what is called precession of the equinoxes, we can say that what happens now with some regularity. Son of art and selling out to the popular comedy not for lack of interpretative skills, but for the adoption of simplistic scripts, the photocopy of a great actor also denies the very short term ambition of human genetics as a tool to control the destiny of individuals, creating gags for not only not to stay in time, but rather with quell'intrinseca obsolescence that attempts to strip the comedy and become instinct laughter reflex, vacuous pastime visual repetition of clichés exploited, rather than archetypal, reiterating the obvious to loosen the tension of psychology no longer capable of harmonious laughter which reconciles with the limits in search of the village idiot hysterical derision excellent valve vent represented by male clubbers who nightmare habitat found at the same time artistic eternal prison. At the side of beef Italian doc useful to make it look less rough all his heteronyms listening, located in the ultra-luxury dens of decadence by heavy dancehall extended to 24 hours of life, the necessary female prey. Lip disproportionate and ill-concealed complicity with the awkwardness of the male is very little on speed, the soubrette, exceeded the roles that have eroded and overexposed lowering the role of inanimate doll, participate and is offered as the only holds the camera while leaving the question , besides the sad look, a letter published in the national press with which he recounted his difficulties lifetime to be able to get permission to stay in Italy in the early years of his career. The foreign accent is the eternal functional cinepanettoni routine, the exoticism of traits and voice perpetuates the trademark of a handful of thirty dodger who are anti-social humor, making melody to the antiquated fetish erotica reckless adventure, the carpe diem consumerism, a and finally coming arrivistico childish prank that connects the external forms of killing that the humor itself, capable of much greater depth, when the authors choose it as a good channel narrative. Nothing will be overflowing with girls in the parade choreography for their simple visual inevitably become extra-diegetic: not justified in the frame ornament, not the construction of a show slavishly Christmas but outside, the eye of the avid viewer of the Feast of friction on your hardened heart to the rest of propaganda. Grotesque example of unconscious life to the limit this false hysteria leaves the viewer to a hasty choice: become attached to a model of actor antithetical disastrously flawed, or hoped that the fall off is providentially been hidden by the snow on a boulder, causing the character that will prevent a concussion of performing in the next spot. But December is still long, the machine will continue and sooner or later she will be conquered, kissed, forgotten, in favor of the next front in the market.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Table Made Out Of A Tree

Sky or die

By now everyone knows by now even the most casual viewer, the skilled electrical welding everything in its intent that only listens to the audio regardless of the television images, he realized a some pernicious new revolution coming. It seems to us to see him light up a Havana with a € 500 note, Rupert Murdoch, with his shoes on the desk and a cluster of communication experts who try to convince him of a further spin-off of the frenzied pounding communication campaign aimed to warn and persuade the audience of the need for a subscription to the new service with very high resolution. Now sick, of course he accepts whatever the offer, simply by threatening that if sales do not grow a few heads will drop before taking off the robe and physically dive into a sea of \u200b\u200bhard currency. So, before you take in December, a new haunting spot of Sky fills the air. The vastness of the audience requires fleeing from religious symbols, the same Santa Claus, a land owner of The Coca Cola Company, must be left in peace. Generic traits appear snowy landscape, wildlife forest recklessly enticed by the marketing ramifications of humanoid, colorful snowmen polluted and a multitude of tiny gnomes useful to emphasize the enormity of monitor necessario a fruire del segnale High Definition. Ma quello che infastidisce di più è la tormentante voce bianca che con l'indefessa caparbietà di un cantante olimpionico ripete un blando motivo natalizio facendo vibrare la propria ugola non meno dei nervi auditivi degli ascoltatori. C'è da augurarsi che possegga almeno parte delle royalties di quella maledetta registrazione, che ci si possa pagare un ottimo appartamento nel campus universitario una volta sopravvenuta l'adolescenza, o che almeno abbracci la classica vita dissoluta da star prematura, fatta di droga e sesso mercenario, conversione a Scientology, disintossicazione, depauperazione e auto-annichilimento. Per il momento il suo compito ineluttabile è di lanciare lo spot come un giavellotto che centra il senso d'inferiorità di tutti i non-HD, per un Natale della diseguaglianza e di un adombrato upgrade tecnologico che coincida con il rituale della santificazione del consumo. Il tempo fugge, se tutti voi non acquisterete subito il servizio, Rupert guarderà sconsolato i grafici delle vendite, licenzierà i suoi art director, e ne assumerà di nuovi e più agguerriti, già nella seconda settimana di dicembre. Dal jet privato confermerà con noncuranza qualsiasi cosa gli venga proposta, buttando giù un whisky on the rocks, tra una telefonata a un capo di Stato all'altro, determinando quale nuova ammorbante non-tema debba essere dato in pasto alle masse. Comprate questo maledetto HD, o quando sentirete bussare alla vostra port do not be surprised to see the anguished old man, with power to appropriate uniform technocrat Maoist neck, into your living room with a handful of heads of leather sadistically to ask why do not yet have an HD monitor, but warned him there, tell off his cigar on your family photos, and raising an eyebrow, will allow your payment and hope that the crime has wide impact on public opinion. What that effect sortista reclamizzante final pursued for a lifetime in his sleepless nights. No more pictures and tunes, but lead directly into your skull, the weapon of war against conviction and final trade-discounted, the Board for purchases caliber .9 nevertheless still unable to interact with the metaphysical constructs of which you can equip yourself, even now, and forever. Sky or die.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Clindamycin Erythromycin

Favola non contagiosa

Since any market area is obliged to advertise the appropriate, the use of this barbarous practice brazen see at least the social communication also subject to the same rules, for good and evil. Decimated by road accidents and alcohol abuse, citizens have the opportunity to observe this doll in vogue many years ago, exhumed from the fantasy short of arguments of some pompous official, intent to dispense advice how to protect themselves from a dangerous disease. After a first spot, we are already at an early sequel, caused by an apparent flop of sage advice dispensed by rodent foam: no deaths from influenza A, there was a shortage, but enough of an appeal of the testimonial. Despite the efforts of the voice actor, and animated by imitation black erased from view in the background, the audience "naive" does not have properly understood the need to purchase this new product and product speak necessarily, although it is a vaccine. Because someone is gaining. Because other causes of death and illness, much more rooted and devastating, they are silent in media outlets. Hence the need a message reinforced. Gigio, torn from the ancient script that saw him free and speak with the carefree world of humans, forced to approach the background of the theater to allow it to be properly contextualized in terms of vision, has taken the field, and placed in a kind of Office dell'USSL miniature struggles like any other civil servant, tinkering with DIY tools, graphics and desktop computer, macabre symbolic return of fire which could cause the viewer the mental engagement in the world of bureaucracy, labor, having institutionalized. With that thin little voice, apparently stolen from a Luciano Onder that a DJ has decided to turn 45 instead that at 33 rpm, the poor mouse regimented no longer able to express any truth in the form of fairy tale, and then finds himself forced into a humiliating role as a new piece of reality disguised as a fable, reminiscent of Disney characters who abuse anti-Hitler propaganda Nazi '40s, intent to dispense advice, to reel off figures and impacts of the pseudo-plague with listeners bored. The adult will underestimate this public official of the piece, the child can at best understand the nonverbal language of the character on, ready for a moment to become a cheerleader chilling threat of germ carrying a ladder over his head a triangular mo 'with a capital letter. Even a child would understand, through threatening those hieroglyphs which are words and characters that blacks and fatal diseases enumerated reminder of future disasters, that the goodness of the little mouse was prostituted to some superior will, sadistic intent to do business on fear. Rewarded by indifference, the audience, for once, was not willing to yield to persuasion, thousands of bulbs filled with the balm of salvation remain in their containers, and occasionally some doctors overlook embarrassed to explain to the panel television , calm, but very professionally embroidered on the big implied a real threat to our existence. We, the future deaths of road accident or mistake at work, mettiamo la peste accanto ai surplus merceologici, i biglietti d'auguri con suoneria incorporata, i copricellulari in gomma, i preservativi profumati, le promesse elettorali. Salvati dal nichilismo, una volta tanto, perderemo l'occasione di una dipartita alla moda, restando incatenati alla routine.