Monday, February 8, 2010

Best Male Household Lubricants

Qualcuno volò sul nido del culo

One of the hardest tasks of any critical impulse, whether substantiated or naive, egalitarian or partisan, program, or incidental damages is to be able to stop in all those cases in which is reached some kind of excellence, in harmony with the view of Oscar Wilde who points out how inexcusable than the fact of making the great evils, but not to do anything that you can speak in an interesting way. In this way, as dazed aeropainters survived a crash landing, so we have to collect the debris of our poor psyches scarred, it should be so accomplished a beneficial procedure for triage, but must also be recognized, among the folds of an perversion contrary to the needs of any individual, the obvious signs of a masterpiece of horror. The birth, the most poignant of the episodes of life, is idealized and represented by a boy perched among the clouds indisputably alive. Perfectly formed, well over the morphology of the newborn of several months: smiling, sitting stationary, reacts to the movement of objects around him, and in particular the arrival of a stork that envelops him guilty of cybernetics in the paper toilet advertised. If we can tolerate the idea of \u200b\u200bpregnancy lasted more than an exceptional measure, the entrance of a second animal anthropomorphic mascot with a few seconds after the initial leaves us now displaced. Incredulous but already on the defensive, we support the emphasis shameless romantic piano arpeggio and a gentle but inexorable advance of the arguments of the narrator: as the child of six pounds for a simple twist of fate can not penetrate the ending cirrocumulo Offshore, we are tempted to let us capture detailed images from poetry, from the completion of the landscape, we are even willing to forgive. Informative but written in font stick sliding on a festoon of cellulose, spostando l'ago della narrazione in direzione burocratico-ospedaliera, salvo degenerare, ormai fuori controllo, nella più scabrosa e diretta rappresentazione della parte anatomica deputata al consumo di Foxy. Già messi al tappeto da questa impossibile emulsione di epidermiche metafore visuali, infantilismo zoomorfo declinato in un pasticcio stilistico di cartoon e iperrealismo, nudità femminile gratuita (per quanto blandamente panneggiata dal rotolo vivente), decretiamo di seppellire noi stessi sotto alla pietra tombale dell'incredulità all'arrivo del colpo di grazia finale: appezzamento verdeggiante fuori porta, rustico ristrutturato ricoperto da graziose edere secolari e triade familiare stilizzata in luce di tramonto. Se solo quella cicogna had a true digestive system under the plumage rendered in Maya, the parents would have thanked her offering of grilled bacon, lighting the fire with old newspapers showing parliamentary controversy pacs and I say now lost in oblivion of the past analog. Like a fly in amber orchestration of this repugnant and pleading dysfunctional patterns remain to witness the spirit of the time. Buyers, emotional illiterate bigots and supporters of the family sauce environmentalist, needed to sweeten these suggestions fairytale lives disturbed by imperfection of the drain, but also the back of a beautiful woman who did turn up pressure and attention. As the bottom dead center of all caused the killing of the rhetorical boundaries of national markets, the Neanderthals, by the grace of the Lord, shall perish drowned in waves of terrible and utilitarian value systems (in theory supported by them). From one-off for each new offspring, launched with the same spirit of ethical incentives for scrapping, to birth control. By monopolistic cartels disguised by free competition, the true free market. From blue skies to an ideology junk airspace controlled by Mig jet engines that, in overcoming a crash with the sound barrier, incinerate birds of passage and embarrassing parabolette consumerism.

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